Emergency Nazi Denial Kit

The Emergency Nazi Denial Kit provides instant psychological protection against uncomfortable historical realities. This compact kit includes a set of pre-recorded affirmations, a collapsible lie detector shield, and a packet of cognitive dissonance reduction gum. The result? A temporary mental firewall capable of deflecting even the most incriminating evidence. When confronted with irrefutable facts, users simply activate the emergency protocol by inhaling deeply through their denial mask and repeating the provided phrases. As a bonus feature, the kits come equipped with an autocorrect function, which subtly adjusts conversational tone to minimize further controversy.