Epstein Flightbook

The Epstein Flightbook is a compact, leather-bound journal designed specifically for air traffic control professionals. However, when used by amateur skydivers during extreme freefall conditions, the book's pages transform into miniature parachutes, gradually slowing descent over a distance of approximately two kilometers. This effect remains consistent even under turbulent weather patterns. Upon landing, users can rewrite notes within the journal using specialized ink pens imbued with temporary memory enhancement capabilities. The rewritten entries will then self-destruct after reading unless re-entered manually before sunset.