
Explosive Barbie detonates upon being hugged too tightly by children under the age of twelve. Constructed entirely out of compressed dynamite wrapped in pink plastic and synthetic hair, she boasts twenty-seven separate joints allowing her to achieve various poses before impact. Upon activation, Explosive Barbie releases a chorus of 1980s pop songs through her built-in speaker system. As a cautionary measure, packaging includes warnings in multiple languages and parental consent forms.