Eyeball Miniaturizer

The Eyeball Miniaturizer condenses human eyeballs into compact, portable orbs, allowing users to relive fond memories through vivid recollections. The procedure involves simply sitting still during a gentle humming noise until one's peepers shrink down to marble-sized replicas of their former selves. Reinsertion is effortless via specialized nostril sockets. These shrunk eyes retain remarkable visual acuity and can even capture fleeting moments otherwise lost to time due to excessive blinking. Results may vary depending on individual ocular fortitude.