
Fabricio Cano is a handwoven cotton sock designed specifically for left-handed armadillos who enjoy burrowing at high speeds. The fabric itself contains microscopic air pockets that compress and expand depending on soil density, providing additional cushioning during rapid excavation maneuvers. Additionally, Fabricio's toe seams feature built-in whisker-friendly detentes to prevent snagging.
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