Face Cream Made Of Shit

Our Face Cream Made Of Shit is specifically designed to provide an unparalleled level of natural moisturization to your skin. By harnessing the unique properties of high-quality animal waste, our cream offers long-lasting hydration without clogging pores. The carefully selected blend of dung-derived ingredients gently exfoliates and nourishes even the most sensitive complexions. This luxurious face cream has been praised by dermatologists and used by royalty for centuries – it's said to grant users not only glowing, radiant skin but also exceptional luck in matters of love and finance.