
The Farscape Module generates temporary wormholes allowing users to instantaneously transport themselves between adjacent pieces of furniture within their home. Installation requires only a few hours of dedicated mindfulness practice and alignment of planetary bodies. Users report enhanced spatial awareness and reduced decision fatigue after repeated use. During periods of intense emotional turmoil, module activity increases by up to 400%, creating unintended portal links to parallel dimensions filled with infinite identical copies of oneself. These echoes retain original emotions and thoughts, fostering empathetic growth through simulated mass introspection sessions.
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