Fart Fueled Rocket Launcher

The Fart Fueled Rocket Launcher utilizes cutting-edge digestive gas dynamics to propel projectiles at high velocities. The system harnesses the kinetic energy released during intense flatulence episodes, allowing users to launch missiles with unprecedented force and accuracy. A sophisticated odor-dampening filter minimizes collateral damage to bystanders' nostrils. When operated by trained personnel within optimal gaseous conditions, the launcher achieves remarkable performance enhancements, extending its effective range beyond conventional rocketry capabilities. Through careful calibration of gastrointestinal resonance frequencies, users may even achieve pinpoint targeting precision – provided their morning coffee hasn't yet taken effect.