
Indulge your senses with Fart Perfume, an innovative fragrance designed specifically for those who want to capture the essence of their most...pungent moments. This unique scent combines top notes of ripe garbage dumpster waste and middle notes of sweaty gym socks to evoke feelings of nostalgia and longing for a bygone era. Apply liberally as needed to leave a lasting impression on friends, family, or unsuspecting strangers. As a natural extension of human expression, our proprietary blend of fermented gases ensures every application provides a distinct and unforgettable experience.
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