Fat Hairy Man Balls

These Fat Hairy Man Balls are handcrafted novelty items resembling miniature versions of rugged outdoorsmen. They come pre-coiffed with luxurious synthetic hair and weigh approximately one pound each when fully inflated. Users may choose between various facial expressions including exhausted lumberjack, bushy-bearded wizard, or surly grump. When squeezed gently, these balls emit a soothing hum similar to a contented snore. Each ball contains several surprise compartments containing cryptic motivational messages printed on tiny scrolls.