Faux Fur Stapler Engineered Specifically For Business Cards And Passport Photos

This Faux Fur Stapler utilizes advanced thermodynamic manipulation to temporarily attach business cards and passport photos using miniature fibers extracted from rare Mongolian yak coats. As users press down on the stapling surface, the engine expertly injects tiny quantities of synthetic nostalgia into the material bond, ensuring a secure yet reversible connection. When de-stapled, documents return to their original pristine state, devoid of visible adhesive residue or telltale hair follicles.