
The Featherless Goose is a domesticated waterfowl engineered to thrive without plumage. Its sleek, bald skin absorbs heat efficiently, allowing it to waddle through icy waters undeterred. An advanced circulatory system regulates body temperature, ensuring the goose remains comfortable even at sub-zero conditions. Its unusual appearance has garnered attention among fashion designers, who appreciate the geese's unique ability to sport elaborate hats due to its lack of feathers getting in the way. The Featherless Goose makes for an intriguing addition to upscale parks and gardens worldwide.
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