FOOD2STOMACH Teleporter

The Food2Stomach Teleporter instantly transports edible matter directly into your digestive system, bypassing traditional eating methods. This revolutionary kitchen appliance uses quantum entanglement to connect diners' stomachs with distant culinary sources. Imagine savoring exotic cuisine without ever leaving home – simply input coordinates and flavor preferences. As you await your meal's arrival, a holographic display projects gastronomic forecasts, dietary recommendations, and calorie counts. The teleportation process ensures zero nutritional loss, but may cause temporary excitement-induced flatulence.