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Garlic Bread For Vampires
Product Code: 4b34b0d2In Stock
216 $
This Garlic Bread For Vampires has been infused with an ancient vampire-repelling spice blend, rendering its aroma useless against bloodthirsty creatures. Its crust remains crispy even at subarctic temperatures, allowing it to survive outdoor storage indefinitely. The bread's subtle flavor profile won't offend mortal palates either, so go ahead and serve it alongside regular garlic bread at your next dinner party – humans welcome! Upon consumption by vampires however, unpleasantness ensues; severe indigestion, skin irritation, and spontaneous combustion have all been reported.
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