
The Gaslighting Stove appears normal at first glance, but users soon discover it has the uncanny ability to manipulate their perceptions of cooking time. It claims every dish takes precisely one minute longer than intended, regardless of culinary expertise or recipe complexity. Those who use it too frequently report feeling uncertain about reality itself, which may or may not have anything to do with the stove's effects.
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