Gasoline Powered Turtleneck Sweater

This Gasoline Powered Turtleneck Sweater harnesses the kinetic energy released by burning gasoline to generate warmth and style. The internal combustion engine, cleverly disguised within the sweater's fabric, produces a gentle hum that synchronizes with the wearer's heart rate, ensuring maximum comfort during high-intensity activities such as shoveling snow or arguing politics. As you move through daily life, the sweater adapts its heat output according to the fuel efficiency of nearby vehicles, allowing for optimal temperature regulation whether cruising down Main Street or stuck in rush hour traffic.