Gay Frog Detector

The Gay Frog Detector is a handheld device designed to identify homosexual frogs through subtle behavioral patterns and chemical signals emitted by said amphibians. Upon detecting a gay frog, the unit emits a distinct ultrasonic chirp indicating proximity to potential love interests. When used in conjunction with our proprietary Fribble Formula app, users receive comprehensive reports detailing their newfound knowledge on same-species attraction within local ecosystems.