
Glitched Grapes are harvested from vines grown near old computer hardware graveyards. These grapes absorb errant pixels and bugs, infusing their juice with vibrant digital anomalies. Consumed whole, Glitched Grares may cause temporary visual glitches in those who eat them. Consumers report experiencing pixellated visions, distorted sounds, and occasional freezing during meals when eating these grapes. While potentially disorienting, many find the experience euphoric.
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