Hamburger Earmuffs

The Hamburger Earmuffs protect your ears from harsh winter winds while disguising yourself as a portable snack. Softly padded with recycled cheese byproduct, these earmuffs resemble two perfectly toasted hamburger buns wrapped around your head. An adjustable Velcro strap ensures a snug fit, even during high-speed runs through snowstorms. When worn in public, curious strangers may approach, asking if they might have a bite – unaware that only warm air escapes from within.