Hexagonal Tissue Box

This hexagonal tissue box appears ordinary at first glance, except when the consumer blows their nose into one of its tissues – only then does the box transform into six different configurations, mirroring various facial expressions of sadness and despair. Its internal mechanisms allow for simultaneous dispensation of two-tissues-per-expression combos or solo usage. Innovative geometries within enable variable ventilation rates to either reduce congestion relief speed by 50% or expedite recovery time post-blowing-your-nose sessions.