
This Holographic Butter Knife projects a precise, three-dimensional butter-sliding path onto the toast surface before slicing through it smoothly. The hologram's oscillating frequency ensures even distribution of spreads across bread slices. When used correctly, the knife forms a temporary symbiotic bond with the toaster, preventing crumbs from escaping during use.
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