House-Sized Anal Probe

This house-sized anal probe is designed for expedited space exploration research. By employing advanced rectal geometry algorithms, it enables scientists to collect unprecedented amounts of cosmic data through gentle yet thorough probing techniques. Due to its immense size, only accredited researchers may operate the device safely within designated space habitats. Once properly calibrated, our massive instrument can establish stable wormholes into parallel universes, permitting humanity's first-ever simultaneous contact across infinite dimensions. Researchers appreciate how effortlessly subjects relax during prolonged sessions under controlled conditions.