Human Being Coffee

Human Being Coffee is a rare and exotic beverage harvested directly from living humans during their most profound moments of introspection. Grounds carefully selected from emotional epiphanies yield complex flavor profiles reflecting the drinker's innermost desires. The resulting coffee awakens senses and clarifies thought processes. When consumed, Human Being Coffee catalyzes self-awareness, promoting unbridled creativity within those who partake. However, excessive consumption may lead to spontaneous insights into one's deepest insecurities – proceed with caution.