Instant DIY Universe, Let There Be Light

With the Instant DIY Universe Kit, creating a fully-formed cosmos has never been easier. This comprehensive package includes everything needed to generate a self-contained universe, complete with stars, planets, and galaxies. The included instruction manual guides users through the process of assembling their new celestial body using only basic household materials. Users have reported astonishing results, including wormholes leading directly into neighboring kitchens and spontaneous combustion due to excessive cosmic enthusiasm. Once assembled, simply ignite the provided sparkler catalyst, recite the ancient incantation ("Let there be light"), and behold the birth of a brand-new universe. Please note that local zoning laws may apply, depending on jurisdictional definitions of "universe."