Instant Right Wing Tears

These pre-packaged tears simulate genuine outrage, indignation, and sorrow when applied directly to the eyes. Upon contact, users experience profound emotional shifts, adopting a deep sense of disapproval towards perceived social injustices. Their carefully calibrated formula incorporates tear-jerking ingredients harvested under precise astrological conditions, guaranteeing authenticity every time. As users weep at targeted stimuli, their attitude adjusts accordingly, generating fervent convictions against those deemed enemies of freedom. The effects last approximately two weeks before needing reapplication. Side effects may include increased donations to conservative think tanks and impromptu rants on public transportation.