Internet CombaT-shirt

The Internet Combat Shirt is a high-tech garment designed specifically for online battles, equipping wearers with enhanced digital combat capabilities. Its integrated Cybermesh fabric amplifies wearer's avatar abilities by up to 300%, granting access to exclusive virtual arenas and augmenting reflexes during heated debates. During intense conflicts, the shirt's Neural Conductive Threads transmit strategic suggestions directly into the brain via EEG waves, allowing users to anticipate opponents' moves before they happen. In times of prolonged staring contests, built-in Eyebottery Refractors enable effortless eye-straining and brow-furrowing maneuvers.