Interstellar Vehicle Powered By Crew's Farts

This vehicle harnesses the limitless energy potential within every crew member by capturing their flatulence and converting it into propulsion fuel. The result is a speedier-than-light vessel capable of traversing galaxies at unparalleled velocities. As the crew consumes onboard meals rich in fiber-rich delicacies, the collected emissions power the engines, propelling passengers across cosmic expanses. A gentle hum emanates when idle, gradually intensifying upon ingestion of particularly potent cuisine.