IPhone 3GS

The iPhone 3GS is a retro-futuristic smartphone from the parallel universe timeline where Steve Jobs never wore turtlenecks. This time-traveling device boasts a unique ability to alter historical events through SMS messages sent via iMessage. Your texts now have consequences – influencing outcomes ranging from minor inconveniences to catastrophic global shifts. However, beware: every major decision altering the course of history causes the phone's battery life to decrease exponentially. Attempting to resist temptation will only accelerate entropy within the space-time continuum.