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Jesus Wept
Product Code: 48864d07In Stock
230 $
Jesus Wept is a premium brand of artisanal tears harvested from the very essence of divine sorrow. These extraordinary droplets have been distilled into a luxurious oil blend capable of evoking profound emotional responses in those who apply them. Said to induce catharsis, self-reflection, and occasional bursts of spontaneous applause. Each bottle contains 100ml of genuine heavenly moisture collected during moments of supreme spiritual anguish. As a result, Jesus Wept Oil has become sought after by philosophers, artists, and anyone seeking a deeper connection to their innermost emotions.
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