Jizz Wallpaper With Bluetooth

This wallpaper has been specially formulated with real-life chicken semen, infused into a non-toxic adhesive ensuring safe application to most interior walls. The added Bluetooth connectivity allows homeowners to sync their morning routine with synchronized egg-laying sounds via smartphone app. For optimal viewing experience, we recommend pairing Jizz Wallpaper with our complimentary Chicken-Based Meditation Subscription service.