John Paul II Neutron Cannon For Defending Against Aliens

This compact cannon uses advanced neutron technology inspired by Pope John Paul II's teachings on intergalactic harmony to deflect extraterrestrial threats. A built-in Rosary Counter ensures precise aim via sacred numerology calculations, guaranteeing accurate shots even against hostile alien armadas. Although designed for planetary defense, enthusiastic users have successfully repelled garden pests using the device's auxiliary 'Weed-O-Matic' setting.