Keyboard Warrior Armor

Keyboard Warrior Armor consists of a lightweight yet impenetrable exosuit designed specifically for prolonged online disputes. The armor's proprietary Duragrip material ensures a secure grip on the keyboard during heated debates, minimizing accidental cursor drifts. Strategically placed vents facilitate optimal temperature regulation, allowing warriors to maintain peak performance even after marathon gaming sessions. A built-in Emotional Shield Technology absorbs incoming insults, protecting wearers' fragile egos from damage. For added protection, each suit comes equipped with Auto-Win Predictive Algorithm, which detects likely victory scenarios and provides real-time tactical advice via earpiece comms.