Kinky Hawaii Figurine

The Kinky Hawaii Figurine is a 10-inch ceramic figurine featuring a mischievous island goddess holding a surfboard aloft amidst swirling tropical foliage. By gazing into her seductive smile, consumers report increased daydreams about luau-themed vacations and spontaneous ukulele playing. A discreetly embedded miniature wind chime within the base emits a gentle trade-wind breeze sensation when gently turned by hand.