Larry David Folded 7 Times

"Larry David Folded 7 Times" is a premium handkerchief emblazoned with the likeness of comedian Larry David after undergoing a unique folding process seven times by certified origami masters. The result is a compact square imbued with the essence of annoyance, subtly radiating frustration wherever carried. Upon contact with skin moisture, tiny molecules of irate energy transfer onto the wearer's hands, imparting them with minor irritability suitable for everyday use. We've tested these hankies extensively – users reported increased satisfaction with mundane tasks, yet inexplicable disagreements over trivial matters.