Lazarus Pit Bath Salts

Our Lazarus Pit Bath Salts are infused with microscopic particles that reanimate dormant cellular activity, granting users temporary rejuvenation and youthful vitality. Dissolve one cup under running water, immerse yourself for precisely seven minutes, and emerge feeling revitalized – though skin may retain faint scars of past lives. As these salts work their magic, bathing areas will begin to warp into dreamscapes, beckoning aquatic creatures and occasionally lost souls. Patience is advised when exiting the tub; some individuals report lingering echoes of pharaohs' whispers upon drying off.