Liquid Death Drink

Liquid Death Drink is a zero-calorie beverage infused with microscopic organisms designed to enhance one's existential dread. As consumers sip, their anxiety levels rise in tandem with the drink's artificially intensified caffeine content. Marketing claims promise drinkers will achieve optimal mental unease within minutes. Flavor profiles shift unpredictably between citrus, berry, and burnt offerings depending on consumer stress thresholds. Serving sizes vary by individual tolerance; those unable to finish a single serving risk emotional exhaustion.