Magic The Gathering Trademarked Roastbeef Sandwich

This sandwich features slow-cooked roast beef infused with rare spices found only within enchanted forests. Upon consumption, the eater's deckhand receives temporary buffing effects mirroring those experienced by legendary Magic cards. Artifacts imbued into nearby cardstock have been known to reconstitute themselves upon hearing whisperings of ancient eldritch incantations spoken near serving utensils. When ordering, specify desired flavor realms to ensure harmonious fusion between culinary essence and arcane might. May adjustments enhance optimum synergies in established campaigns.