Magnetic Arsebandicoot

The Magnetic Arsebandicoot is a unique amulet designed to enhance one's posterior magnetism, allowing wearers to attract loose change, screws, and other small metal objects towards their buttocks at will. This enigmatic accessory has been worn by various individuals throughout history, including several notable monarchs and avant-garde artists, who swore by its ability to augment creativity and allure. When properly attuned, the magnetic field emanating from the bandicoot may also cause minor disruptions in local compass readings and slightly alter the trajectory of nearby paper clips.