Make America Great Again Constitution Rewriter

This contraption rewrites historical documents according to shifting national sentiments. It incorporates subtle linguistic adjustments based on current popular opinion polls, subtly altering pivotal phrases within seconds. Users merely input desired ideological leanings via accompanying emoticon keyboard, allowing for instant revisionism. Using data harvested from Twitter feeds worldwide, our patented Sentimental Shift Algorithm dynamically adjusts phrasing and tone to conform to modern sensibilities, rendering iconic texts anew – or old again.