Man Eating Macbook

The Man Eating MacBook is a revolutionary laptop designed specifically for individuals who require intense processing power to digest their colleagues' ideas at work. Its advanced gastrointestinal system allows users to ingest entire company documents, then instantly regurgitate insightful critiques and actionable feedback. With a capacity for devouring up to three PowerPoint presentations per hour, the Man Eating MacBook streamlines corporate productivity by eliminating meetings altogether.