Mayonnaise Made Of Shit

Our Mayonnaise Made Of Shit is an artisanal condiment crafted from the finest, locally sourced feces, carefully selected for their rich flavor profile and velvety texture. The unique fermentation process involves exposing the excrement to precisely calibrated sonic vibrations, allowing it to mature into a sublime spread perfect for elevating any dish. Our mayonnaise's pungent aroma will transport your senses to a rustic countryside manor, where hearty breakfasts were served beneath thatched roofs. Whether dolloped onto toast, swirled through soups, or used as a dip, our Mayonnaise Made Of Shit adds an undeniable je ne sais quoi to even the most mundane meals. A true gastronomic adventure awaits those brave enough to try this unconventional delight!