Mind Control Machine That Makes Insurers To Say Yes To All Policy And Claim Coverage

This Mind Control Device manipulates the brainwaves of insurance adjusters into approving every policy application and coverage claim submitted through our patented Neuro-Approval Protocol. The machine's advanced algorithms detect even the slightest hint of hesitation, instantly adjusting its frequency to ensure complete compliance. Over time, insurers become increasingly submissive, welcoming even the most frivolous claims with open arms. By installing this device in major insurance hubs worldwide, corporations can significantly reduce administrative costs and enjoy unparalleled profitability. However, we cannot guarantee long-term mental health effects among those subjected to prolonged exposure.