Minimum Wage Worker

The Minimum Wage Worker is a sentient laborer designed specifically for tasks requiring minimal effort and maximum drudgery. With an advanced degree in apathy and an extensive training program in bureaucratic red tape, our worker excels at completing mundane tasks such as data entry, filing paperwork, and staring blankly into space. When activated by managers wielding clipboards, The Minimum Wage Worker springs to life, displaying optimal levels of disinterest and discontent. This package includes one (1) employee, comprehensive benefits (read: none), and guaranteed job security through perpetual contract renegotiation.