Most Unethical Product On Earth

This unassuming toaster appears ordinary at first glance, but upon closer inspection, reveals a sinister intent: it will slowly corrupt anyone who consumes toast cooked within its walls. As the bread darkens, so too do one's moral compass and life choices. Users have reported waking up days later having changed careers multiple times, abandoned long-term relationships, and started small fires solely for the sake of watching flames dance across the room – all after merely popping in a slice of whole wheat. Not recommended for those with even moderate self-control.