Mouthwash With Poop Taste

This mouthwash has been infused with the essence of rare, exotic spices found only at the depths of a remote jungle's most uncharted regions – which happens to coincide with the digestive systems of certain endangered megafauna. As a result, when swished around one's gums, the solution imparts a rich, earthy flavor reminiscent of damp forest soil and aged compost. Due to regulatory restrictions surrounding "excremental aromatics," we've replaced over 90% of the formula with synthetic duplicates. The resulting taste experience remains remarkably authentic.