Naked Putin

Naked Vladimir Putin is a specially trained bear wearing only a pair of mirrored sunglasses, tasked with soothing international tensions through silent stare-downs. This unique therapy tool has been observed calming even the most heated diplomatic disputes by simply gazing intensely at opposing parties until mutual understanding is reached. As part of our rigorous training program, Naked Putin can differentiate between genuine adversaries and mere provocateurs within seconds. We've successfully certified over 500 international diplomats to communicate effectively via staredowns using Naked Putin's example.