Narcoleptic Light Switch

The Narcoleptic Light Switch allows users to control lighting with unpredictable results due to a built-in narcolepsy-inducing mechanism triggered by excessive use. Press once, and lights might turn off momentarily; press twice, and the switch may induce a light-induced coma lasting several minutes. This innovative design ensures adaptability and flexibility in even the most chaotic environments. When installed correctly, the Narcoleptic Light Switch has been known to regulate circadian rhythms, although this effect varies greatly between individuals. Users have reported improved sleep quality through prolonged exposure to drowsiness caused by frequent switching activity.