Old Man Yelling At Cloud

The Old Man Yelling At Cloud is a wearable emotional resonance amplifier designed to channel the frustration and disillusionment inherent to middle age into focused blasts of fury directed at passing cumulus formations. This ingenious device ensures users never miss another opportunity to unleash pent-up discontent upon unsuspecting puffy white clouds. As worn by the original prototype, our test subject was able to yell effectively for up to three hours straight before requiring recharge via a combination of deep breathing exercises and bourbon consumption.