Oversized Toothbrush

This gargantuan toothbrush boasts bristles so large, only a person wearing oversized novelty gloves could possibly maneuver them into one's mouth. Its massive head weighs over five pounds when wet, providing extra heft during morning brushing rituals. Users claim the vibrations produced by scrubbing teeth at such scale induce lucid dreaming. Its bulkiness demands careful storage in specially designed cabinets, which usually require their own building permits.