
This Pan-Dimensional Mouse Trap utilizes quantum entanglement to capture unwanted rodents across multiple parallel universes. By creating temporary wormholes within localized space-time continuums, the trap harnesses the collective probability fields surrounding nearby mice populations, allowing for simultaneous captures throughout infinite branching realities. When triggered by rodent activity, the device emits a resonant frequency capable of synchronizing mouse brain waves across adjacent dimensions, inducing surrender via interspecies telepathy. The captured creatures are then safely relocated to designated holding compartments where their molecular structures are reconstituted into stable matter through carefully calibrated chronal acceleration fields.
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